What NOT to Get Your Girlfriend.

A man in China bought his 24-year-old girlfriend a boob job for her birthday, and ended up getting dumped.

He scheduled the woman an appointment at a local cosmetic surgery clinic, somehow thinking it was a good idea.

She didn’t like the suggestion that her breasts were not good enough and dumped him– in public — as his friend photographed her kicking him in the groin.

He apologized, saying he said her chest was lovely but just thought she would like bigger breasts.

The man now says he’s brainstorming a really cool present to win his girlfriend back.

 

Read more here!

Man Breaks World Pull-Up Record!

635617570058134483-031215mark-jordan.jpg.300x0_q85

 

A Texas man has broken the world record for number of pull-ups within 24 hours.54-year-old Mark Jordan broke the previous record of 4,210, and finished his own set at 4,321. Guinness affirmed the new record Wednesday.He says, “My mission … is to let everybody know that it’s never too late to start to make a difference as far as improving and optimizing your health.”Jordan trained for a year for his record-setting feat. He raised money for the Hammons Education Leadership program that helps expose at-risk youth to a variety of careers.

Read more here!

Woman Finds Bananas Infested With Deadly Brazilian Wandering Spider

A UK woman was about to hand her daughter a banana when she noticed something out of the ordinary, it was covered with a spider web with a cocoon attached to it housing hundreds of baby spiders. With a little bit of research, she discovered that the spiders were the very lethal Brazilian Wandering Spiders. So instead of burning the house down (which is what we would’ve done) she placed the infested banana in an airtight container and placed the container in the freezer.

I still think the house should just be burned for good measure, but to read the full story and even see pictures if you really really want to see something shiver-inducing today, click here.

This Day In History – March 12

1993

Janet Reno was sworn in as the first female U.S. attorney general.

1994

A photo by Marmaduke Wetherell of the Loch Ness monster was confirmed to be a hoax.

The photo was taken of a toy submarine with a head and neck attached.

2002

U.S. homeland security chief Tom Ridge unveiled a color-coded system for terror warnings. 

File:Hsas-chart with header.svg

Photo – United States Department of Homeland Security

 Where are we now, orange or red? Or just blue with a chance of yellow? Green would be nice!

 2003

In Utah, Elizabeth Smart was reunited with her family nine months after she was kidnapped from her home.

She was abducted on June 5, 2002, by a drifter that had previously worked at the Smart home.

and then lastly…

2009

It was announced that the Sear Tower in Chicago, IL, would be renamed Willis Tower.

 -Tyler Jackson

Miranda Lambert “Little Red Wagon” Video

Miranda Lambert turn s up the heat in her new music video for “Little Red Wagon”!