The Do’s & Dont’s of Country Stampede

 

The snow has melted, the leaves are green, it’s hot outside and the calendar has come full-circle — it’s officially Country Stampede time here in Manhattan!

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If you’re NOT headed out to Tuttle Creek State Park for the twentieth installment of The Biggest Party On The Planet this weekend, be sure to stay indoors. Keep small children and pets away from windows. Avoid Tuttle Creek Blvd, and most importantly…avoid Walmart. Avoid it at all costs.

If you ARE going to Country Stampede, here’s a few Do’s & Don’ts to live by:

DO:

Be sure to bring plenty of bug spray! 

DON’T: 

Catch the West Nile Virus!

DO:

Be sure to drink lots of water! 

DONT:

Let it all be Rocky Mountain water!! 

DO:

Dress appropriately for Stampede! 

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DON’T: 

Forget to dress appropriately when you go to Walmart! 

DO:

Get wild and crazy! 

DONT:

Make the list!

DON’T:

Bring any drugs to Country Stampede!

DO:

Get Blaked!

DO:

Wear plenty of sunblock! 

DON’T:

Be any other type of “block”

DO:

Bring an extra pair of shoes! 

DON’T:

Get dropped by a popped flip flop!

DON’T:

Bring any weapons to Country Stampede! 

DO:

Bring them guns tho! 

and then lastly…

DO:

Be sure to have a great time!

DON’T 

Be that guy!

If you want some more tips on how to truly own Country Stampede, check out this fan experience Country Stampede video:

BE SAFE!

-Tyler Jackson

This Day In History – June 24

1922

The American Professional Football Association took on a new name…

…they decided to name themselves the National Football League!

1953

John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Bouvier announced their engagement!

They were wed on September 12,1953, and stayed married until he was assassinated in 1962. 

1974

Lynyrd Skynyrd‘s Sweet Home Alabama was released. 

This song is a true southern rock anthem! 

1997

The U.S. Air Force released a report titled The Roswell Report, Case Closed

This report dismissed the claims that an alien spacecraft had crashed in Roswell, NM, in 1947. 

1998

Walt Disney World admitted its 600-millionth guest. 


That’s 600-million happy people!

and then lastly…

2010

Apple released the iPhone 4. 

The iPhone 7 will be out before too long!

-Tyler Jackson

This Day In History – June 23

1961

The Antarctic Treaty, signed by twelve nations in 1959, finally took effect on this day.

The twelve original signers of the treaty were Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Chile, France, Japan, New Zealand, Norway, South Africa, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom and the United States.

The treaty guaranteed that the continent of Antarctica would be used for peaceful, scientific purposes only.

1967

Kansas native Jim Ryun set a record record in the mile – 3:51.1!


The record stood for eight years!

The world mile record now stands at 3:43, and is held by a guy named Hicham El Guerrouj

1995 

The Los Angeles Raiders moved from LA back to Oakland

The Raiders abandoned Oakland in 1982 when they moved to the Los Angeles Coliseum, but then they ditched Los Angeles when they returned to Oakland in 1995.

And now, they want to move again!

Blame the owner, Al Davis.

1993

Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband, John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis with a butcher knife — while he was sleeping.

It was surgically reattached.

Lorena said that she chopped off John’s penis because he had forced himself on her.

And then lastly…

2013

 In Arizona, aerialist Nik Wallenda completed a quarter mile tightrope walk over the Little Colorado River Gorge. 

He’s from The Flying Wallendas, a family of acrobats! 

-Tyler Jackson

This Day In History – June 22

1985

People magazine had an interesting story in the week’s issue.

It took a death count in Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo flick, finding that there were 44 people killed directly.

The people at People figured out that this was an average of one person being killed every 2.1 minutes.

1990

Billy Joel performs a concert at Yankee Stadium

2014

A cease-fire in Ukraine was endorsed by Russian President Vladimir Putin

Putin urged seperatist fighters to stop fighting and instead hold discussions with the Ukrainian government 

and then lastly…

1936

Happy birthday to Kris Kristofferson!

Happy 79th birthday to this legendary Highwayman! 

-Tyler jackson

What Does it Take to be a Victoria’s Secret Model?

Victoria’s Secret requires all its Angels to be 5ft 9in tall and have 24in waists, and that’s just the start of it.

The main target for the Angels is to have a sub-18 percent body fat. A healthy, fit woman will have between 21 and 24 percent body fat. Athletes will have between 14 and 20 percent. Fall below 13 percent and you start to experience severe health problems and eventually death.

Weight training is the key and this will include squats, dead-lifts, weighted lunges, bicep curls, tricep dips and press-ups. Gym visits happen 6 to 7 days every week, and sometimes double sessions on a select days.

With the crazy weight training comes a high-fat, high-protein, low-carb diet. That means chicken, fish or beef with almost every meal. Anything with sugar in it is out, including fruit.

Adriana Lima revealed that for 12 hours before a show there’s ‘no liquids at all so you dry out; sometimes you can lose up to eight pounds just from that’. It’s an old body-builder trick: dehydration contracts the skin, making muscle definition more prominent for a leaner, more sculpted and ‘cut out’ look.

A fitness blogger lived the Victoria’s Secret life for 4 months, and this is what is cost her:

Personal trainer and nutritionist – $16,675
Supplements – $3,970
Full body massages (one weekly massage) – $2,286
Spray tan – $63
Make-up artist – $370
Facial – $230
Hair by VS Angel favorite Paul Edmonds – $1389
Manicure and pedicure at Paul Edmonds – $127

GRAND TOTAL – $25,139

Read more here!

This Day In History – June 19

1978

Happy birthday to Garfield

41 newspapers throughout the United States were the lucky first-time readers of the brand-new Garfield comic strip created by talented cartoonist, Jim Davis

There are now over 220 million folks who read Garfield every day in over 2500 newspapers worldwide.

1989

Batman premiered!

and then lastly…

One year ago

2014

The US Patent and Trademark office has canceled trademarks of the Washington Redskins, ruling that the name and trademarks are ‘offensive to Native Americans’

Althought nothing has really happened just yet, the team has been under pressure for years to change it’s name. Maybe they will one day. 

-Tyler Jackson

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A new composite of the world’s most desirable woman has been created … and three of the body parts are from stars over the age of 45.

The final result combines 69-year-old Helen Mirren’s bust, 46-year-old Jennifer Aniston’s flat tummy, and 51-year-old Elle Macpherson’s long legs. All these elements make up what would be the most seductive and desirable woman in the world.

Other features that were considered the most attractive were Angelina Jolie’s pouting lips, Miranda Kerr’s button nose, Keira Knightley’s chiselled cheekbones, Cara Delevinge’s eyebrows, Megan Fox’s eyes and the Duchess of Cambridge’s flowing brunette locks.

 

Do you agree???

 

Top Father’s Day Gifts for 2015

 

Here are 11 of the most common Father’s Day gifts, and the percentage of dads who say they want them . . .

1.  A day with the family, 57%.

 

2.  Electronics and gadgets, 37%.

 

3.  Gift card, 37%.

 

4.  Home-cooked meal, 36%.

 

5.  Pictures of their children or grandchildren, 34%.

 

6.  A hand-made card, 32%.

 

7.  Tools, 31%.

 

8.  Cooking equipment, like a grill or smoker, 28%.

 

9.  Sports equipment or memorabilia, 28%.

 

10.  Jewelry or accessories, 9%.

 

11.  A tie, 7%.

Read more here!

This Day In History – June 18

1928

Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean!

She completed a flight from Newfoundland, Canada to Wales.

1983

Dr. Sally Ride became the first American woman in space aboard the space shuttle Challenger.

2013

Boeing’s Dreamliner plane, the 787-10, debuted at the Paris Air Show!

and then lastly…

1976

Happy 39th birthday to Blake Shelton!

Blake Tollison Shelton was born on June 18, 1976 in Ada, Oklahoma! 

-Tyler Jackson