The snow has melted, the leaves are green, it’s hot outside and the calendar has come full-circle — it’s officially Country Stampede time here in Manhattan!
If you’re NOT headed out to Tuttle Creek State Park for the twentieth installment of The Biggest Party On The Planet this weekend, be sure to stay indoors. Keep small children and pets away from windows. Avoid Tuttle Creek Blvd, and most importantly…avoid Walmart. Avoid it at all costs.
If you ARE going to Country Stampede, here’s a few Do’s & Don’ts to live by:
DO:
Be sure to bring plenty of bug spray!
DON’T:
Catch the West Nile Virus!
DO:
Be sure to drink lots of water!
DONT:
Let it all be Rocky Mountain water!!
DO:
Dress appropriately for Stampede!
DON’T:
Forget to dress appropriately when you go to Walmart!
DO:
Get wild and crazy!
DONT:
Make the list!
DON’T:
Bring any drugs to Country Stampede!
DO:
Get Blaked!
DO:
Wear plenty of sunblock!
DON’T:
Be any other type of “block”
DO:
Bring an extra pair of shoes!
DON’T:
Get dropped by a popped flip flop!
DON’T:
Bring any weapons to Country Stampede!
DO:
Bring them guns tho!
and then lastly…
DO:
Be sure to have a great time!
DON’T
Be that guy!
If you want some more tips on how to truly own Country Stampede, check out this fan experience Country Stampede video:
BE SAFE!
-Tyler Jackson
