You’ve got a one in 292.2 million shot of winning the $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot this Wednesday.  Not to kick your optimism in the groin, but here are five ridiculous things with better odds . . .

1.  You’re 25 times more likely to become President of the United States than win the Powerball.

2.  Winning would be like flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads every time.

3.  You’re four times more likely to be hit by an asteroid.

4.  You’re 10 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident on your way to buy Powerball tickets than to win.

5.  And you’re 508 times more likely to become a billionaire through some other means.