This is where I lost faith in humanity.
A Reddit user, know only as the mysterious DaddyRavioli, revealed how her husband eats his pizza.
Namely, in the most soul-crushingly way possible.
“In college my husband and I would make oven pizzas and he would run his slices under the water fountain to cool it down faster,” DaddyRavioli wrote. “He says it didn’t change the taste and was still good.”
Thankfully, she provided video of said crime against food to back the story up.
“Your husband is a raccoon. Kick him out before he eats the cat.”
“So sorry to hear about your future divorce.”
“I’m calling the police.”