Yeah. We know.

This happened in Brazil. Apparently, YouTube has to remove DIY rhinoplasty videos frequently, because more than the idiot in question, whose name has not been released by the Brazilian hospital, attempt the amateur surgery.

The man showed up at the ER in Sao Paolo with an infected wound. He told them he used an anesthetic he got from a vet to dull the pain and did the surgery himself. But then didn’t clean the wound at all, or even use gloves.

Oh, and he used super-glue to close the wound. Doctors treated the infection and referred him to a specialist to fix what he did, plus strongly recommended seeing a therapist.