Well. Did not have that on the 2020 Bingo Card.
Viewers tuning in for the World Series game one last night (between Tampa Bay and the L.A. Dodgers)(Don’t feel bad, we had to look it up, too) saw the return of a mid-2000s symbol of affluence: the Hummer.
GMC unleashed this 1,000 HP monster during the first inning Tuesday night. It is alleged to be able to go from 0-60 in THREE SECONDS, features a removeable roof, can CRAB-WALK, has adaptive air-suspension, and, oh, yeah, it’s ELECTRIC. The battery for this beast boasts a 350 mile capacity before it needs recharging, though it can charge an extra 100 miles in 10 minutes.
Expect to pay handsomely for it. The roided-out model, the first widely available, carries a $120,000 price tag. A $90,000, “lower-end”version will be available in 2022, with an $80,000 version in 2024.
Hmmm…the B104 truck is getting a little long in the tooth…
