Yesterday was opening day for Major League Baseball and the Royals did Royals things.

Let’s not focus on that. Instead, let’s focus on this hilarious video of a dude getting LIT UP by a security guard after he hopped the railing at Dodger Stadium.

The guy was trying to propose to his girlfriend and wasn’t doing anything gross like streaking. Or gluing himself to the field in protest of chickens. That security guard, however, hit him like he was owed money. It was a pretty good form tackle, honestly.

Still wasn’t as good as Willie’s on the Jayhawk.

No word on if the girlfriend said yes.