Porch pirates in Detroit apparently don’t understand that means stealing booty that a delivery person leaves on said porch.
Instead, they TAKE THE WHOLE PORCH.
India Gardner came home from work recently to find a thief, or more likely thieves, had stolen her entire front porch. For proof, Gardner posted the above photo and a video to prove this did, indeed, happen.
A GoFundMe has been started to replace the porch, which should be around $1,000-1,200.
I really hope, considering the literalness of the porch pirates in question, they were dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow while pulling the heist.
