Dateline: Benton County, Wash., where sheriff’s deputies responded Sunday morning to a report of a trailer fully engulfed in flames. Upon investigation, it was discovered that the owner, a 38-year-old male, had accidentally set fire to his trailer trying to scare off a family of raccoons that was living under his home.

Insert your own Jeff Foxworthy joke here.

No one was home, and no injuries were reported.

No word on the condition of the raccoons, however.