I’m not even mad, here. This is impressive.
Gas theft is on the rise nationwide as prices soar for BS reasons (PSST…it’s not inflation), but thieves in Texas took it to a new level last week.
The petrol pilferers were caught on security cameras siphoning gas from the underground tanks at a gas station. They parked a minivan over the caps to the tanks opened a trap door in the floor of the mom-mobile, and siphoned the gas out.
And they did this successfully three times at this particular gas station. THREE. TIMES. According to the owner, he’s out about $5,000 and 1,000 gallons of diesel.
Oh, and they haven’t been caught yet.