Shawnee County deputies responded to a reported disturbance Saturday morning in NoTo that…well…got weird.

The call came in around 3:30 a.m. at Petro Deli. Upon arrival, deputies found a 17-year-old male that had covered himself in ranch dressing, while naked, damaged property inside the business, then tried to flee in his vehicle before crashing into a nearby pillar.

Needless to say, he was on something.

The teen was taken to the hospital and later released to his parents. That was probably a fun car ride home.

No injuries were reported. Other than to the eyes of the people who had to see a naked teenager covered in ranch dressing.

Yeah. Still weird.

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