So. Many. Puns.
Sooooooooooooo many.
Whiskey Riff drew our attention to this. A Twitter account called @ScanNashville reported that Nashville police were called to Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse on Saturday night.
Upon arrival, police found a man who had been out partying and removed his colostomy bag and started flinging the contents at the other patrons of the bar.
male took off his colostomy bag and started swinging it at others, some units have feces on them; this is third time i've heard this colostomy bag guy past two nights…
— Nashville Scanner (@ScanNashville) May 1, 2021
Must…resist…obvious…joke….
They still have to wear masks indoors in Nashville, right? Because I would be really thankful for that in this instance.
And maybe burn everything I was wearing afterwards.
Apparently, that’s what one officer who responded did do.
at least one officer heading home for 30/40 minutes to get a change of clothes…take as much time as you need…
— Nashville Scanner (@ScanNashville) May 1, 2021
Are…are we sure we want to go back to normal? I mean, yes, concerts and sporting events and traveling, but there’s also drunks flinging poo…
