There are families that like to be organized when it comes to the holidays. Dinner at a certain time, followed by gifts and church. Or flipped around.

A guy on Twitter, however, shared his mother’s Christmas itinerary and hoo boy. It is…intense. And almost entirely based off food.

I agree with Khalid, here. I gained five pounds just reading the thread. Oh, and here’s the Christmas Day menu:

I’m going to need Bill’s Snickers cheesecake recipe. For research. And my belly.