There are families that like to be organized when it comes to the holidays. Dinner at a certain time, followed by gifts and church. Or flipped around.
A guy on Twitter, however, shared his mother’s Christmas itinerary and hoo boy. It is…intense. And almost entirely based off food.
My mom’s annual “home for the holidays” email to me and my siblings just dropped. An incredibly thorough, detail-rich look ahead at how it’s possible for me to gain 15 lbs in one week. pic.twitter.com/cW9IG2FGUC
— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) December 12, 2022
I agree with Khalid, here. I gained five pounds just reading the thread. Oh, and here’s the Christmas Day menu:
For those you asking, here is the rest of the absolutely unhinged Christmas Day menu (a day in which I always slip into a food coma and then my mom yells at me for falling asleep and “wasting Christmas”). pic.twitter.com/V0rS2GExRr
— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) December 12, 2022
I’m going to need Bill’s Snickers cheesecake recipe. For research. And my belly.
