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The cicadas are coming! The cicadas are coming!

Murder hornets are SO 2020. The new 2021 hottness are TRILLIONS OF CICADAS. If you're not familiar with the Cicada Cycle (Trademark pending), every 17 years trillions of cicadas emerge from wherever it is cicadas go when they disappear again. I assume Narnia. This year, the invasion is centered on the eastern seaboard of the [...]

By |2021-05-11T09:26:13-05:00May 11th, 2021|Fence Post|Comments Off on The cicadas are coming! The cicadas are coming!

Pizza, burgers top list of food we’d eat daily

Happy National Eat What You Want Day! These National ____ Days are so weird, but at least the food ones I can get behind. According to National Today, the first ever diet book was written in 1558 and was titled The Art of Living Long by Luigi Cornaro. Today, however, take that book and throw [...]

By |2021-05-11T08:57:56-05:00May 11th, 2021|Fence Post|Comments Off on Pizza, burgers top list of food we’d eat daily

Man removes colostomy bag at Kid Rock’s bar, you can guess what happens next

So. Many. Puns. Sooooooooooooo many. Whiskey Riff drew our attention to this. A Twitter account called @ScanNashville reported that Nashville police were called to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse on Saturday night. Upon arrival, police found a man who had been out partying and removed his colostomy bag and started flinging [...]

By |2021-05-03T09:34:00-05:00May 3rd, 2021|Fence Post|Comments Off on Man removes colostomy bag at Kid Rock’s bar, you can guess what happens next

Majority want to take a social media timeout

Oh, social media. How I both loathe you, and can't quit you Since it's inception in the early 2000s, social media has steadily taken over more and more of our lives. We HAVE to know what our Facebook friends are posting, the world HAS to know what we think on Twitter, and OMG, ISN'T THIS [...]

By |2021-04-27T08:27:57-05:00April 27th, 2021|Fence Post|Comments Off on Majority want to take a social media timeout
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