I found a new excuse to avoid the gym. According to researchers out of the Medical College of Wisconsin, losing those extra pounds can make you look older! The findings were after middle-aged people underwent computed tomography head scans twice a decade apart. The research found that facial fat reduced by 12 percent over those [...]
Brown hairy heart-shaped beef jerky box for Valentine's Day... Hard pass.
'Tis the season for reboots, revivals, and spin-offs... and Bill is diggin' this reboot.
This is where I lost faith in humanity. A Reddit user, know only as the mysterious DaddyRavioli, revealed how her husband eats his pizza. Namely, in the most soul-crushingly way possible. "In college my husband and I would make oven pizzas and he would run his slices under the water fountain to cool it down [...]
Kansans apparently don't like bacon as much as everyone assumes. A recent survey on the website Zippia showed that Kansas is 49th in the states that love bacon. 49th. 49th. Who are these people that are saying they don't like bacon? I bet they live in Johnson County. These are the top 10 states that [...]
As we welcome in 2021 and say goodbye to the Year That Must Not Be Named, we can also take the opportunity to say goodbye to a number of phrases and and words from the last 12 months, as well. Lake Superior State University has put out their annual list of words and phrases to [...]
Because even researchers need something to do in a historic pandemic, here is the funniest joke in the world: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He [...]
FREAKING FINALLY. Not the 'F' word we wanted to use, but this IS technically a family website, so... Congress has agreed on a new bipartisan COVID relief bill that, among other line items, includes $15 billion for independent music venues, theaters, and the like. This has only been begged for since June, when the National [...]
"Little House on the Prairie", come on down! You're the next contest in "Hollywood Really IS Out of Original Ideas"! Seriously, though, Hollywood does seem to be completely out of original ideas. There's a new "Little House on the Prairie" reboot in the works. Which is about all anyone really knows right now, though this [...]
It's Christmastime pretty baby. Sorry, Elvis moment. A recent study has revealed the gifts most in-demand this Christmas season by state, and SHOCK OF SHOCKS, the Playstation 5 and iPhone 12 lead the way. Now, good luck finding either of those things for the tree this year. Kansas, by the way, wants Samsung Galaxy products, [...]
